donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit July 20, 2008

Dick Punch

A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.

"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"

by shoeboxin December 16, 2008

Donkey Punched

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.

Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"

by Mike420IM November 1, 2008

Donkey Punch

when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.

Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!

by Chipnuts February 19, 2009

Cum Punch

The mystical art of Punching your girl (generally in the kidneys from a Doggy Style position) just as you and/or her are about to cum.

John : How did it go with that hot girl last night mate?
Jim : Yeah I fucked the shit out of her, and right before climax, I gave her the old Cum Punch.
John: Ha ha, never fails mate! Yeah your Mum likes that shit too.
Jim : Oh Dad, I dont wanna know that!

by O'Badboy March 31, 2009

Falcon Punch

Similar to a Donkey Punch but instead you put a glove on, light it on fire, and yell "Falcon Punch!" as you punch them in the back of the head, exploding their brains to the wall.

Read the definition for "Falcon Punch." FUCK THE EXAMPLE!

by Ax_v September 22, 2009

Donkey punch

A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.

A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.

by Johnathan Jones October 24, 2007