Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.

doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.

by charles charlie October 14, 2008

positiveness

(n.) the state or concept of being lighthearted, positive, and/or Kelly.

"she has come to positiveness through her community service." "she could use a little bit more positiveness in her life right about now."

by youknowwho2019291 April 27, 2009

positweet

A complimentary tweet about a person or product. E.g. a "positive tweet."

I couldn't believe it, I actually read a positweet about United Airlines the other day!

by unau October 25, 2010

pastitute

A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

by Space Pizza March 28, 2014

Position

Place

Know your position

by Topcat1010 March 31, 2020

Positive thoughts

Thoughts in need of a reality check.

You can go fuck yourself with your positive attitude and your positive thoughts, nobody needs them to live.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019