poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 15, 2014

pokéchink

An Asian or anyone that is infatuated with Pokémon and feels the need to accessorize in Poké-Fashion

Alex is so pokéchink, look at him with his pikachu book bag and Ash Ketchum hat!

by lostandwanderingg August 22, 2014

poesponing

The act of a female delaying sexual contact with her partner.

Honey I know I promised to cook you a romantic dinner for your birthday Friday night, but I'm afraid my mother is coming round. We are poesponing tonight!

by Usaparttrois August 8, 2015

pofessional

When you're trying to look professional, but you can't afford to hire a proper designer so you do it yourself, poorly.

I made my own website because I'm trying to be more pofessional

by Tibbs! October 19, 2015

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016

poke some smot

smoke some pot

Hey dude, you wanna go poke some smot?

by talminator June 25, 2016