piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed; intense anger.

If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon

Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.

by etip February 20, 2012

piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine

1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!

by Booth Henson August 1, 2009

piss bug

A decal or other marker on a urinal indicating the best place to aim your urine stream.

I went to use a few bathrooms where they have these happy, funny little piss bugs in the urinals.

by esmith512 January 30, 2008

piss dylan

A faggot

Dylan Agner is piss dylan

by Cool dide January 30, 2017

Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008

Diddy Piss

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.

"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"

by Jameson H. April 30, 2009