Penguin

It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess

Omg look it’s a penguin

by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.

Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!

by IceKong November 7, 2013

Penguin

-a bird that cant fly

- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'

he/she is my penguin.

by bsa.111 January 15, 2022

Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon

That guy has a penguin mouth

by anonymous July 21, 2022