pee-lert

A warning to friends that the video, song, photo, or writing being linked to is so funny that it may cause one to piss oneself.

A portmanteau of 'pee' and 'alert.'

FUNNY PEE-LERT!
Do not watch the following video if you have a bladder control problem. Disregarding this warning may result in wet pants and all your friends pointing and laughing at you.

by MacKay October 27, 2008

pee cycle

The phenomenon where you find yourself seeing the same people going to the bathroom at the same time when you're at work, school, a restaurant, etc.

"Fancy seeing you in here again...we must be on the same pee cycle."

by joeybenavides August 22, 2011

pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman August 27, 2013

Pee In Her Butt

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her

Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt

by T$ March 4, 2003

Pee Fart

A fart that smells like pee.

"I just smelled a fart, a fart that smelled like pee! It was a Pee Fart."

by frackledart December 27, 2011

Pee pee Poo poo

Things awkward teenage boys say is awkward situations

No one:
Zach: PEE PEE POO POO

by Voicecrackcentral August 16, 2019

pee-er pee-er

nicer way of saying PERIOD aka menstrual cycle

Does she have a pee-er pee-er

Hell yah she does

by weouFAHIPE December 9, 2008