A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009
Get the faux-packmug. The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
Get the The Slow Packmug. An extended pack of lesbians, lesbians (and sometimes transsexuals) that share fashion tips and (largely when drunk) beds.
"Drama alert, the clit pack has arrived".
"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"
"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"
"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
by Khannea July 11, 2010
Get the Clit Packmug. A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 20, 2016
Get the Five-packmug. by MistahMistahRee December 14, 2019
Get the packing snowmug. A fanny pack for your hat. A small stash bag that wraps around the back of open back hats (e.g. snapback, strap back, velcro back, etc.)
1. I have a $20 Bill in my fatty pack incase we need cash on the beach.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.
by L-Horny July 3, 2023
Get the Fatty Packmug. by Xhairleg May 3, 2018
Get the Wolf packmug.