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Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.
You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things
Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?
by 240HazMat February 6, 2019
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Pulling a Vic

Annoyingly not allowing something in roleplay games (Discord, GTA, DnD, etc.)
"What!? But that is important- I can't believe you are pulling a Vic rn. THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR MY OC'S ARC
by Alex (traumatized Morpheus) October 15, 2022
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Pulling a Yang

To stay at work hours after your shift is over, mainly due to not focusing at tasks at hand.
Person 1: "It's 10pm, I thought your shift ended at 7"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm running behind I started talking to people then I saw something shiny"

Persons 1: "ah you're pulling a Yang"
by Ahb2017 July 24, 2017
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pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.
I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.
by torngc June 11, 2020
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pull a mint

The act of pretending to have an item stolen in order to file a false insurance claim.
Chris didnt have any money so he had to "pull a mint" and hope the insurance company would pay his claim.
by Slade the Leveller April 18, 2007
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Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".
An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.
by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009
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