Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.

I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.

by Drunken Irish Bastard January 14, 2011

Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

pull a Goku

to pat someone’s crotch to find out if they are a boy or a girl

That weirdo just tried to pull a Goku on me!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 11, 2021

Pulling addiction

The term for playing gacha games and wanting characters which are essentially pixels.

I have pulling addiction.

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

by Flute 6 September 2, 2009

To pull a jackson

To insult a teachers age

To pull a Jackson on ms.Smith is to insult her age

by Spotlight uhh March 8, 2019

Pulling A Broghan

Threatening to shoot someone, writing a detailed plan, and then getting arrested for two years on a charge of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.

Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."

by yeeyooweewoo October 22, 2019