broken pipe

Empty pipe.

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!

by hippie mafia January 13, 2014

Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.

I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.

by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014

russian pipe cleaner

The act of soaking a tampon in vodka, and inserting it into ones anus.

Matt got fucked up doing a russian pipe cleaner this weekend

by Drewbydew January 24, 2016

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.

by Zman84 November 19, 2016

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017