Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022

Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.

Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.

by giantfan1 October 11, 2012

Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.

Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know

by Molly wanna cracker January 23, 2024

Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

by oliverreal November 22, 2023

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013