punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023

Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

acting onion

When you are acting like a silly billy and out of your mind, especially if you have a streak of blue in your hair

Damn she's been acting onions ever since she dyed her hair.

by watchova April 7, 2024

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Spring Onion

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.

person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!

by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022