getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks May 17, 2018

Dave Leathers

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom

Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire

by CrotchDocter87 July 21, 2019

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 8, 2019

Dave Day

#NationalDaveDay is celebrated on the 11th of April. #NationalDaveDay is a care free day where you can pack hammers with the boys, and drink Natty light like it’s water with no consequences. (as long as you don’t get caught)

Hey man it’s Dave Day let’s get drunk at noon!

by TheBlackShadowww April 10, 2019

Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019