poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

by samstown1 May 9, 2010

poop chute

Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.

1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

white poop

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)

"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."

by gatortommy August 12, 2008

fruity poop

When the feces of an individual appears to be green in color, usually from consuming a fruity breakfast cereal, such as Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, or Trix.

Tom: Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took today, it was ridiculous.

Jim: Why would I wanna hear about the shit you took?

Tom: Dude, it was the greenest fruity poop you would've ever seen in your lifetime.

Jim: I'm sorry I judged you, Tom.

by Titty McAssballs October 27, 2008

clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013

Cork Poop

When your first poop is a large, solid, and usually hard poop that you struggle to get out. Once you get it out and pop the cork, all the following poops are small, wet, and just flow out.

I thought I was done pooping and was going to make it to class on time. I was wrong. I had cork poop.

by CaptainCap June 11, 2011

poop crumbs

little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.

My roomate left alot of poop crumbs at the bottom of the toilet.

by poomp April 11, 2007