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fucked-ed

To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:

1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head
i'm fucked-ed

well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!
by he's Scott The Love etc etc November 23, 2010
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Ed sheeran

A not so good looking person but has a BEAUTIFUL voice and if u still listen to him u are ELITE
Do you listen to Ed sheeran

No who still does

Me!
by NO! January 20, 2021
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Ed Asner

Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.

His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.
Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!
by EdAsnerFanPage November 17, 2018
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
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Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.
Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!
by DAO1428 October 23, 2013
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sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy
I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.
by iamsocrates September 19, 2016
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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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