tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"

by bestievestie April 7, 2022

Flash Tan

When you take a selfie on snapchat and the flash is on there for making you look pale as Casper

I had really good lighting and a great angle but it was all a waste because of an accidental flash tan

by Netflix4lyfe May 2, 2016

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture

Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019

Tan-Tan

Short for Tangent Territory

Yo AJ (Alex Jones), your’e in tan-tan.
Bruh that’s tan-tan for me…

by candelabruh October 2, 2022

Luke Tan

Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.

Luke Tan is truly my nigga, I really appreciate him.

by TopTierShooter November 9, 2023