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Crunchy Munchies

The urge for salty, crunchy snacks like chips or pretzels.
I am not hungry, I just have the crunchy munchies. Pass me the chips!
by Trev's Mom July 11, 2011
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michigan

The state of unemployement, terrible college football teams, yeah appalachian state did beat michigan. The state of saddness. The state covered in a fozen wasteland. I feel sorry for them up in michigan. Oh we dont give a care for the whole state of michigan cause we're from OHIO! 4 game win streak for the buckeyes!
I feel pitty for michigan.
by Adam Sparks April 8, 2008
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munchies

The only bad thing about weed is the junk food. Thats what you usually eat when you smoked a shitload of weed
by LilJOnwhattt: August 4, 2005
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Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"
by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010
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Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011
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Michigan Moose Ram

The act of putting a crown of thorns on your dick and putting it in someone's eye.
Hey Jon, I just saw Claire's face, congratulations on your successful Michigan Moose Ram.
by Jimboy's Tacos October 20, 2011
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Baby Munching

When one eats out a woman who is undergoing overt menstruation.
I'm so hungry for pussy I don't even care that you're bleeding out your crotch. BABY MUNCHING I GO!
by Sean LoL September 17, 2009
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