by Truthageddon August 05, 2015
n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.
first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
by J3z December 14, 2010
by scrags2012 February 22, 2016
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.
by Kuk March 27, 2008
When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
Your such a jewberry muffin
by Dank Boi 69 February 22, 2016
by tedkord March 25, 2004
A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.
by MuffinSmokers101 May 08, 2010