top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Wednesday morning withdraw

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
OMG look at show with the shakes, he obviously is going rhroygh Wednesday morning withdraw.
by Daddgadd October 15, 2014
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Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started
Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"
by Yolo22112 June 08, 2014
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Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
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Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.
My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!
by comradez May 26, 2014
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Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
by D Flawless November 04, 2019
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Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
by very hot man January 10, 2020
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