morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022

Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.

Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.

by funnyfunny April 25, 2010

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.

Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!

by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011

cornrow morning

Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.

This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.

" looks like you are going to have a cornrow morning"

by cornrowmorning February 19, 2012

Christmas-Mourning

A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.

Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?

George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!

Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.

by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013