Smexy Mexican

An attractive person that is usually but not always of mexican descent.

Someone who is a Smexy Mexican is two or more of the following: attractive, kind, physically built, rich, intelligent, has an attractive voice or foreign accent.

A Smexy Mexican is used to describe anyone who: sweeps you off your feet, is desired as a partner, is underappriciated, or any of the above qualities.

In short, anyone who is Smexy, Mexican, and/or a combination of these things.

Maddie: Dude, that Jesus is one Smexy Mexican.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 3, 2011

Mexican Halloween

A suggestively named fictional sexual position, referenced (often as a joke) in a TV show or movie, which then takes on a life of its own, and is created. A previously successful example is the Venus Butterfly; an unsuccessful example is the Guatemalan Face-hat.

Just put a name, place, or nationality together with any other noun, call it a sexual position, and people will either claim to have done it, or will invent it - Mexican Halloween all over again

by Real Gibson December 9, 2010

mexican

The following are examples of outstanding mexican people:

Thalia, singer
RDB, rock band
George Lopez, comedian
Paulina Rubio, singer
Salma Hayek, actress
Luis Miguel, performer
Luis Mandoki, TV and film director
Lalo Alcaraz, cartoonist
Juan Gabriel, artist
Kuno Becker, actor
Demian Bichir, actor
Carmen Salinas, TV host

Are there any mexican chefs? There are certainly lots of cooks.

by MarcelGarnierd February 21, 2008

mexican swirly

The act of placing one's head in a toilet full of poop and then flushing, creating a shiny, swirly, poo colored hairdo, much like those of many Mexicans.

Brent passed out in the bathroom, so Joey dropped a deuce and gave him a mexican swirly.

by Ben Pittenger January 1, 2006

Mexican food fight

While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.

We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Dance Party

When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.

You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.

Three's a crowd five's a dance party.

by SenorGringo November 11, 2010

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009