Mason

A horrible middle-eastern origin chav that films white teenagers like Purple Aki whenever they see them. They also hang around with older people, and gang up on people, they call anyone's transportation items rubbish
'You've got a fanny bike! (Whips phone out
'Fuck off, Mason.'
by шиншилла March 06, 2022
Get the Mason mug.

mason

mason likes big black balls and sucks 99 inch cocks

and hes a fem boy
mason is horny
by April 08, 2022
Get the mason mug.

Mason

Mason is a man who could either take dick or give dick
Either way he's pretty sexy
Woah was that Mason with Jared last night at the club?
by XxxMumsxxX December 30, 2021
Get the Mason mug.

Mason

Could take dick and give dick
Either way it's hot
Mason was with Logan at the club last night
by XxxMumsxxX December 30, 2021
Get the Mason mug.

Mason

Mason licks toes
by Heloo08 July 15, 2023
Get the Mason mug.

Mason

Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.

His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday

His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg
by WayneVeinyCock January 03, 2024
Get the Mason mug.

Mason

Mason is the most adorable and kindest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there when you need him, he deserves the world. He’s so caring, generous and such a sweetheart. He treats you like a queen and treats you with the respect and kindness that you deserve. He’s so trustworthy and so loyal. Many of you don’t deserve him to be your friend. He’s such a funny guy, you’ll always be laughing when you’re with him. Mason is such a beautiful soul, he doesn’t measure his self-worth by how others look at him. He also does not look down upon others because of how they look either. He is such a humble person. Whenever you’re with him you always feel at peace. People always take him for granted and don’t appreciate him the way he should be appreciated. He’s so loving and deserves so much love. Mason is such a compassionate and understanding person, he would never judge you. He’s a very emotional person though, and will love you endlessly. Mason is such a goofball and will drive you literally insane, but that’s the best part about him. He loves Batman, baseball, and hot wheels. He’s such a little kid at heart. Mason is such a beautiful person. He will always defend you in anyways and won’t let anyone disrespect you. He’s such respectful a guy, your family will love him and always wants him to come to family events. I love this man with my whole entire heart, and I’m so glad I have this man in my life. Every time you go out with him he’s always watching you and always get you something.
by cinnamorollxx November 26, 2023
Get the Mason mug.