March 5th

Dress like a top day

“Wow she really looks like a top today! Maybe because it’s March 5th”

by Annemae March 4, 2020

March 7

March 7th is national party day. You must attend/throw a party and have a good time. Maybe even get laid.

Person 1: did you know it's march 7th?
Person 2: Yo let's get waaasssttteedddd

by Mystery gothic boii November 16, 2020

march 22nd

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 24th

everyone born on march 24th is amazing,hot,a good friend and a great person! they are creative,interesting and very chill people.

A: "that person is amazing! how do they do that?!"
B"oh,they were born on march 24th."

by EmotionalSupportDemon November 21, 2021

March 19

Today is your lucky day!You are my twin or something _march 19 is awesome_

Happy bday! Happy march 19!

by Mytwinismaybeyou November 15, 2021

March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021