Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.

Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit

by clairebaldini November 15, 2018

Macedonia

is Greece

Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.

by WeBmAsTeErR February 10, 2019

Maicel

Maicel is the type of guy who's too cool to spell his name like all the other Michael's. A walking paradox, he is both deeply analytical and philosophical but also a complete goober with a strong passion for memes. His taste in music is superb. His friendships are like no other. He is an artist in many forms. A social butterfly, he is never seen with the same group for too long, constantly bouncing from friend to friend. Don't let his kind exterior fool you. He can and WILL slap a hoe if boundaries are crossed. Embracing both his masculine and feminine sides, he is a man who strives for harmony and balance and seeks beauty in the world.

Person 1: You know Maicel?! Me too! He's so nice.

Person 2: He is, but he has this weird habit of always sending me mem-

Maicel: Guys have you seen this vine?

by Aesthetic Wreck February 23, 2019

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Mace

The official and best ship name(other then “kaydon”ofc)

“Mace is a weapon”trying to ignore the fact that this is happening and btw it was said by Jace (a member of the ship ‘Mace’”

by Oh hi. Sashsjxj h March 27, 2019

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

macern

Macern (or mcern) is a norwegian slang for McDonald's.

Son: Mamma kan vi kjøpe macern?
Mom: Nei, vi har mat hjemme.

by BepisBaxMan January 8, 2020