Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.

by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016

Mother ugly

Mother Ugly is a saying where somebody is very very ugly. When I say ugly I mean UGLY!!!!!

Hey Dev, you see that girl over there? Oh yeah! She's Mother Ugly!

by Chabuddy February 6, 2017

mother tongue

The first language an individual learns. The language that person grew up speaking

The sex was so good that she stopped speaking english and starting speaking in her mother tongue

by treatar September 19, 2020

Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.

I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.

by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009

Your Mother

The more formal way of saying “Yo Mama”.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps she looks like a flesh colored probe.

by N.O.V.A May 2, 2021

that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

by nUR53_f1nn August 19, 2021

Holy Mother Fucker

Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it

Look at his face!
Holy mother fucker!

by Kennykid2002 March 27, 2009