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mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!
mike schuler by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.
Proof that there is perfection in this world.
Mike Dirnt by B.J. February 9, 2005
fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. Also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. For those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.

baa baa baa is what the sheep say. The radio is your sheperd. Follow your sheperd, little sheep. Follow him.
you are retarded for not loving fat mike.
fat mike by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

Mike Bibby 

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.
Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"

rock the mike 

first of all rock the mike does not mean a bj....it means to rip it in a freestyle or rhyme
A: you ready for this battle bro?
B: yo...i finna rock the mike
rock the mike by James White July 9, 2004

Mike Peer from MP 

whore bag is a hot mess and has a lil brother
Yo mike peer from MP up in here
Mike Peer from MP by Dan Druff October 25, 2006