Op-Silon Male

An Op-Silon male is similar to the Alpha, Pi, Psi and Gigachad but better, on-par with the shrigma males. Even though his main concern is himself, this guy fucks and you know it, a real menace. Their morning routine usually consists of shit like (in this order) waking up at 4 A.M., jerking off with no hands, cumming into their mouth for the protein and testosterone boost, pissing, shitting, saying goodbye to whatever poor thing they fucked the soul out of the night before, getting out of bed, going to workout, make breakfast, then taking a shower in which they waffle stomp, and finally getting on with their day. These are the type of dudes that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, at 17, the guys that go on a 50 day adventure to fucking Cairo in the middle of a school year just to beat the shit out of a gay vampire. If these guys walked into their morning classes or job with a broadsword, covered in blood, wearing nothing but boxer briefs, a bandolier, and combat boots, no one would bat a fucking eyelid. If you left these guys alone in a room with Chuck Norris, Mr. Norris would fear for his life; even Goku couldn't win a fight against these male-types. Their placement in the social hierarchy/caste is non-existent, since they exist outside societal standards; they pay for their expenses with the knowledge that whoever they owe will not be dead tomorrow, and that's more than enough. Basically Hercules' male-type.

Dude #1 "Bro, I heard that the dude in our 9 AM philosophy class that walked in late, killed God THAT morning."
Dude #2 "And? That guy probably does that like every week, he's fucking awesome bro."
Dude #1 "What a fucking Op-Silon Male."

by Kek-O August 11, 2021

Nu male

A balding white male with a beard and glasses, low testosterone, skinny fat physique and left wing political views. A nu male prides himself on his retro console collection and his respect for women and feminism, which he holds in lieu of respect for himself. Unironically thinks reddit is a good website. Poses in photographs with his mouth wide open, a pose known as soy face, to present his submissive nature.

Bro look at that nu male holding a trans lives matter sign, what a cuck

by FuckWhitePeople August 8, 2021

male orgasm

you barely feel the cum, it is a very intense pressure in the upper legs, like a massage without feeling the person's hand at all and there is no knot, it lasts for about 5 seconds and it makes you forget you will die and forget how to think. you get tired and just want to sleep after.

hey the other night i had the best male orgasm of my life, the pressure was so intense i screamed.

by howtodefinethingsthewayitis November 16, 2020

Taylor (Male)

An extremely hot and attractive male, with a huge dick, we're talking 10+ inches, who is great in bed. He's also very nice and understanding. He has A and B grades, as well. He is an all in one type of guy that everyone likes.

Damn, that Taylor (Male) guy is so hot, I would let him rail me!

by Def Not Taylor February 3, 2021

Theta male

Similar to the sigma male, the theta male is someone that is on the very top of the social hierarchy, yet rejects it due to being extremely based. The theta male chooses to break the oppressive shackles of modern society by playing League of Legends and Genshin Impact all day, and eating nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew, in the process being certified to be "morbiusly a beast" by every doctor they encounter.

NPC #1 (femoid): OMG I think I'm in love... I found a guy who's fat and retarded and doesn't shower and plays League of Legends all day... he's perfect 😍

NPC #2 (male): wow, he sounds cool. Must be a theta male

by Samueliscool223 July 8, 2022

weak minded beta male pussy

Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother

Fuckers

Oh you weak minded beta male pussy I can't believe you did that

by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

malebranch

Nicolas de Malebranche was a French philosopher of the Cartesian school who lived from 1638 to 1715. Pierre Bayle named him "the premier philosopher of our age". One of his works is the famous De la recherche de la vérité.

“I love good and pleasure, I hate evil and pain, I want to be happy and I am not mistaken in believing, that people, angels and even demons have those same inclinations.” - Nicolas de Malebranche

by Keith Godat September 5, 2008