To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".
by Randall Evanston August 28, 2015
When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.
I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.
by sheentuff November 08, 2017
by Chaseroonee July 02, 2015
when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
by Xagrono povicidus December 09, 2022
by RodneyRUX March 15, 2019
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
by Neutered Chimp February 09, 2021
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022