lesbian friday

term used to describe a day where you do absolutely nothing, nothing productive anyway

insert any day of the week you want

The boss is pissed we didn't get anything done today.

Yeah, i almost feel bad for him because he doesn't know tomorrow is lesbian friday. We're not gonna do dick.

by lowass3173 December 19, 2009

transgender lesbian

Being born a male and being attracted to females but is mentally a female so the person gets a sex change.

Max feels like a transgender lesbian because mentally he feels like a woman and is attracted to women.

by Luna ShadowDragon April 11, 2007

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.

Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!

by Cambrey August 11, 2010

Lesbian Teabagging

When you take your girlfriends' tampon out with your teeth during oral sex

Baby, you can go down there but I'm on the rag and NOT in the mood for lesbian Teabagging tonight.

by Jancy05 January 13, 2011

Emotional Lesbians

A "physically heterosexual" relationship that involves a male and female but differs from a normal heterosexual relationship in that both the male and female exhibit the emotions of a woman.

He is emotional like girl so when they are together, they fight all the time and just don't get along. They may be heterosexual but they are emotional lesbians.

by joytodde December 27, 2009

lesbian slouch

The call of the lesbian. If you see a quazi-tom boy female lurking about, check to see if she has the slouch, if so..she's a lesbian. If not back off she is not into chicks.

"Hey Kenny, I'm not a lesbian, I don't have the lesbian slouch."

by nacho mamma August 4, 2009

Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast

OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.

by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011