when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022
Get the smog on my logmug. When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018
Get the Vietnamese Log Jammermug. When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021
Get the Presidential Pepper Logmug. A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022
Get the Shit log stalkermug. by Keyple March 16, 2022
Get the Jasmin+LOg=emomug. by P3MN15 May 6, 2021
Get the Night-Time Logmug. When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.
I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.
by sheentuff November 8, 2017
Get the uganda log jammermug.