British/Australian version of Murphys Law. Has been made infamouser by a recent British Gas Advert. Basically, if anything can go wrong, it will, and bad luck reigns the day AFTER the charm is lifted.
by Sceptre December 05, 2004
An institution for the study of law. Selecting candidates according to their academic qualifications and their personal character, it focuses on the professional education of lawyers and the academic study of the law. It not only teaches the law in its current form but fosters the creativity and analytic capability needed to see the law relative to all of its possible manifestations and to the static idea of justice. Thus the student learns to criticize the law, theorize it, and discover ways to change it for the better.
by ninjastyle December 08, 2009
An individual of the oppiste sex from yourself, only your friend because they are currently dating your friend.
Meagan, my friend-in-law called me last night because she was wondering what to get Scott for Christmas.
by Jaaang August 28, 2007
If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.
dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
by thenumbertwo November 19, 2010
1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
by FruityShtetls September 01, 2013
A cult figure made famous during the late 1990's and early 21st century by his excessive drinking, short temper and large mouth.
by Jamesybaby April 24, 2006
A term which originated on the World of Warcraft forums, stating that "As a technical forum discussion grows longer, the probability of someone making the post: "Get a mac/linux. Problem solved" approaches one."
by pbjtime June 08, 2009