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Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019
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Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it
I'll knock your break shoes loose
by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018
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Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.
Need a 'captains knock' here
by sui9999 January 5, 2023
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Knocking the Milkman out

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
by Myersrum September 6, 2019
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Knock

A knock is referring to someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. weed, coke, pills, meth etc... it’s like calling someone a druggie, drug-head , tweaker, fiend, or addict.
“He pawned his family’s jewelry and tv to get drugs that guy is a straight up knock”

Drug dealer may say: “I’m going to go serve one of my knocks a gram and I’ll be back in 30”
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo
I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom
by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019
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