Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

by Yod1000 January 10, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 24, 2023

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

Knocked up, ho

pregnant with a bastard child.

Allison is an ugly bag of bones who is a knocked up, ho with a married man's bastard baby. Good luck to that child, Nicolai.

by Anya Marie. September 02, 2009

Knocking Tang

Knocking Tang is when 2 hot teenagers have sex.

My parents aren't home, good time for Knocking Tang don't you think?

by Sara Mercuryy November 24, 2012

knock away

To smack, slap or impede in any way the act of a sexual groping, especially from an annoying boyfriend who just wants to grab a titty or a cheek for grabbin's sake (because that's his ass to grab). This definition is reversible for male-to-female, except most men will opt out of the knock away and allow the grope in almost any instance.

Male: why do you keep blocking me?
Female: I didn't block you, I did the knock away.

by edstar77 June 06, 2016