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Miami Beach kids

The hardest in Miami Dade after the Oppa-Locka area. Beach high is polularly known because of the kids in the group known as “Shlat” and the gang “85”. Basically the rest of Miami Beach high is irrelevant except if you count the white kids that sit outside in lunch. Beach kids terrorize every party they come into and have fun doing it because everyone else that isn’t a beach kid is almost automatically a pussy. Beach kids bring guns to parties just to make little white boys shit themselves. They also smarter than everyone else, they use people and the people they use don’t even notice it. Everyone’s scared to say no to a beach kid because they no if they say no shots are bussin. But beach kids all have big hearts in the inside and for the most part only the girls will notice it because that’s the only white peoples they’ll bother to even talk to. White girls are the reason they go to white parties and gettys, and the white boys hate it, the beach kids are slowly takin all the white girls. Let’s also not forget beach kids aren’t scared to do anything illegal because that’s just something they have in them. Let’s not forget they have the most gangster slang and that beach girls that aren’t white are for the most part gross and musty or ratchet ass hell.
I was walking in the party and saw some Miami Beach Kids. They caught me staring I think they don’t like me now.
by MiamiDadeDefiner August 2, 2019
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the cool kids

Characteristics of "the cool kids": have an ongoing quote wall, know their hogwarts house, are awesome at chair races, friendly, accepting, most people are jealous of them.
The cool kids are the people at Berkeley that study at Firs Pres and go to yogurt park late at night.

You know that kid Chris? I head he's going to get yogurt tonight. He's one of the cool kids.
by iwannabecool May 14, 2010
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Niskayuna Kids

A rich town called Niskayuna is filled with "tough white suburban kids" that like to try to be ghetto and "black".

The entire place consists of toolish kids that follow every fad they smell. A typical kid there wears Northface, Uggs, says beast and pretends to be black, buys coffee and faggacinos on a regular basis, listens to rap and mainstream and still thinks they have great taste in music, and jacks off to Hannah Montana.

The community is an absolute joke, filling every stereotype imaginable.

Here is an example of Niskayuna humor.

Nisky kid 1 : hay lets go to st. james square get coffee and then yell poop.
Nisky kid 2 : lol so funny and randum hurrhurr hurr okey
Nisky kid 3 : and then after we will do the t-bag
Nisky kid 1 : hahaha hurr hurr we do t-bag lol
Nisky kid 2 : hurr hurr t-bag

A typical Niskayuna conversation goes like this.
Nisky kid 1 : hay dood wanna go to the local starbucks hurr?

Nisky kid 2 : ye man its pretty beast!
Nisky kid 1 : dooooood....thats black.
Nisky kid 2 : ye man u hear that rap song by lady gaga
Nisky kid 1 : ya dude it was so black

The funny thing is that the black population is something like 1% of the entire community and are all contained in a place called Hillcrest Village. It is beyond the comprehension of most to understand why a white suburban kid whose parents make six figures can still claim to be ghetto.

The popular girls there are all Jewish.
Person 1 : Hey who are all those faggots wearing northface, uggs, muggs, trading girlfriends like pokemon cards, trying to be black, calling themselves ghetto, being white, putting their balls in each others mouths and yelling poop in St. James Square?

Person 2 : Oh those are Niskayuna kids.

Person 1 : Haha! They're so gay!
by Quideus Marquis March 24, 2010
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Scene Kids

You change your "style" because that is whats cool at the moment. Believe it or not, even when your in a highschool with uniforms, these people will always find a way to "express" themselves. Here what I see in my school...

-lip rings or "snake bites" ?
-boys who look like they have boxes around their head
-Owns a guitar, just because its cool to say you have one, but you don't know how to play one god damn song
-pokes holes in their sleeves to make it look like your wearing gloves???
-Black, chipped nail polish
-Straigtens their hair because apparently your natural hair style is "un-cool" and "ugly"
-You cut your own hair ...
-Omgzz lyk add me on ur myspace dude, cuz ur soo kewl i <3 u lolz
-Wears a certain style of glasses because Pete Wentz or Brendon Urie has the exact same pair...
-Takes pictures of themselves
-HEAVY EYELINER
-Girls like to talk sexually to each other...Not sure why
-Pearls, bows, weird head bands, weird belts, striped/polka dot or some other abstract sweater
-DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
-weird ways of saying hi to you
-The "emo jeans" ...essential
Scene Kids
An example of what I hear everyday

Her:LYK OMGZ I BOUGHT EMO JEANS TODAY
Me: That's nice...
Her:I BOUGHT THESE AWESOME RED GLASSES LIKE BRENDON URIE
Me: That's nice
Her:I GOT MY GUITAR!
Me: Are you taking lessons?
Her: NO! BUT DONT YOU LOVE IT? I WANT TO NAME IT!
Me: Oh....That's nice.
Her:IM SO JEALOUS, EVERYONE HAS A PIC WITH THEIR FAVOURITE BAND AND I DONT :(
Me: Uh...Thats nice?
Her: MY LOCKER IS SO HARDCORE DUDE, YOURS IS SO PLAIN
Me: That's nice...
Her: DUDE!
Me: Yes?
Her: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Me: No..
Her: OMGSHH YOU MAKE ME CRY
Me: That's nice.

It gets extreamly boring and pointless after a while.
by Adri M October 20, 2006
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Drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping (with substitution)Also, Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl.
note: Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool would be correct when referring to pooping, whiel masturbating into a toilet could be considered dropping the proverbial "kids" off at the pool.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Traveler Kids

Seeds of the suburban lifestyle, teenagers who's idolize the homeless, beg for money, spend it on beer, and linger at wifi hotspots to facebook their mothers. You'll recognize them by their black clothing that has faded creating a sepia aura that grants them the dust cloud kind of presence pioneered by Pigpen of the Peanuts gang.
"Those traveler kids have really nice bud. Weird"
by mutantchaos October 12, 2011
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rich kids

Kids with parents that have salaries over the typical average. DOES NOT IMPLY that they are spoiled brats or assholes.
Random kid-Hey rich kids, you think you're so high and mighty, don't you?

Rich kid-Actually, I feel embarrassed about my wealth, because I'm afraid people will judge me for it.
by Mynoduesp1029384756 February 16, 2018
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