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Kelly

‘ ew she’s so ugly, her name must be Kelly’
by Taylor wickenson November 22, 2021
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Your typical white girl that LOVES the center of attention; she likes being in charge and have control of the room; she likes wine, Pinterest, and all things fall; always jealous of girls prettier than her; she absorbs and transforms into the boys she dates; particularly drawn to emotionally broken guys and loves "helping" them.
Kelly should try to be herself.
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Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
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Kelly

Kelly loves the water and bakeries.
Kelly from the Deli with a big fat belly
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Kelly

Most loyal person to have by your side. Kelly is a sexy, juicy, big booty woman who will hold anyone she loves down. Always there for you, and it’s not a party without this Kelly.
“Damn, look at Kelly’s fat ass

“Kelly is such a good friend
“Kelly is so sexy”
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Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.

Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the greatest husband to ever exist
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Kelly

An angel, plain and simple. She makes all my worries vanish. She is the one who has my heart and who has my soul. She is my best friend and my other half. She came into my life just when I needed her, and she has done so much for me. I've talked with her until three in the morning, have laughed with her, have cried with her. I can be myself around her, and she accepts me for who I am. She boosts my confidence and makes me feel amazing inside. My heart warms up whenever she crosses my mind, and when I'm with her I'm in heaven. She is the best soulmate I could have asked for, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. And, of course, she is my lovebug.
Kelly is the best person I could have asked for to be with me forever and ever. I love you, lovebug.
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