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Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
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pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks
What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie
by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013
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frosty helen keller

Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!
Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.
by clitfuck December 5, 2013
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Cassie Rachel Keller

Man, Cassie Rachel Keller is so wack!
by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017
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Rafael and kelley

The greatest superpower in the world. Indestructible,battleworn... tougher then average. Together they can achieve the unachievable. And dont forget they make beautiful children.
Rafael and kelley have a beautiful baby girl named violet
by IceKream88 September 16, 2020
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owen and kelley

Owen and Kelley are so fucking good together
by JJ1307 October 4, 2020
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