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Jesus, Mary and Joseph

A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
by hello there bye there June 11, 2018
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Josephine

A girl with no humour. People run away when they hear her voice, she sounds blonde but shes actually a brunette!
Yasmine: oh my god it's josephine again *josephine talks* yasmine*earaids*

Josephine: *tells a joke*

Nathan:*fake laughs*
by Yazzsz October 7, 2020
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Joseph

Fuck boi in all ways he uses u for what he wants and leaves you heart broken. 🤕
"I love you 😘 " Joseph yet he has hella hoes on him
by Jason Rodrigues B April 17, 2017
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Joseph

He's that dude that still yo girl
Wow Joseph you weird
by Jadia March 14, 2017
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Joseph

Joseph is that type of little shit that watches gay porn, and his breath smells like shit because he give 0 fucks about his dental hygiene. Joseph Dustank Legends of wanking off to gay old people porn. Joseph like them wrinkly dicks. Acts all cool and shit, pretending like nothing happend with that old man in his room last night.
Joseph see's a pile of dog shit in the grass and then he suddenly eats it.
by Joseph sucks dick 99 April 20, 2018
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Joseph

A very naughty transgender who always likes the big dick.He is horrible at fishing and always like the dick up the ass.
Joseph likes dick
by Likes dick June 12, 2018
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Joseph

A idiot with red hair and that has a unibrow. And that likes to make inappropriate jokes.
ur such a joseph
by dumbidiotretard March 5, 2018
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