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Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025
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Joey an Cindy

Not strangers, good friends, have a past together, they had good sex ,(when they were both into it) . Joey really likes her alot an would always want her around an would give her her space an trust her, an not fight with her over stupid things. I'll be here when she is ready to have me even if it is just to satisfy her own sexual needs,( fingers crossed) . Or even just to listen to her vent an talk my ear off. But no matter what I'll always be her friend.
Joey an Cindy ;
soul mates. This is how I would use both names in a sentence: Joey wants to fuck the shit out of Cindy an hold her right after.
by DonkeyPunch69696969 July 3, 2022
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Joey Gase

A Nascar driver who is autistic with down syndrome and has a make a wish sponsor and his make a wish is to be nascar champion. his catchphrase is Do You Want To Be My Friend he has a very high pitcher voice
"hi im joey gase do you wanna be my friend"
kid "sure"
mother "no son stay away from him he's retarded"
by Joey Gase August 14, 2022
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Joey

by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Joey

The best dog eva. He licks yo face when you are sad and calms you with his floofy furs. He is obsessed with chasing balls in the park and will cut up he doggy hand beans just to keep chasing the baseball you are throwing back and forth.
by Winnie De Pooh October 17, 2018
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Joey

I dont like what joey doin
by Slicedapples7 September 7, 2019
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Joey

Joey is the type of person guy that will be there when you need them and not even know it. They know when something is off and will push you until you tell them what's going on. He is also the type of guy that like to piss you off because it annoys you and finds that funny. He is a really cute and loveable goofball and incredibly funny and you never want to lose him.
Person: That was hilarious

Person: Joey helped me so much the other day
by PieteoMarvel April 14, 2019
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