Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.

Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!

by Propersyk March 7, 2021

Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021

Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me

Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

Jessica

The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me

Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

jessica beck

jessica beck is the only friend you will need to help with a misty bong hit or to help you at your mung fest a jessica beck will help with anything without judgement a jessica beck is the world's best friend

hey who is that

that's my jessica beck

by ROSE GUY April 25, 2021

Jessica

Jessica is the best person you can have for a girlf-*cough cough* close friend. Shes very loving even though sometimes she online and doesnt reply to you cry Shes very cool and 10/10 would reccomend being friends with her

Jessica is hot and belongs to Angie

by notelectrical May 4, 2021