jesse puljujärvi

Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers

Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey

by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021

jesse whiting

A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.

Wow he is just like Jesse whiting

by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018

Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him

Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

Jesse

Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.

Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.

“Oh hey look, it’s Jesse!”
“Awesome. I love that guy.”

by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021

Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.

Jesse: I fucking hate myself
Friends: me too

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is an interesting guy. He loves Indian food and anime. He means well, but panics easily. He is very talented but does not apply his talents so he relies on others (family, or friends). When the going gets tough Jesse makes excuses and finds another way. He prefers sensation to reality. eg.. his love love for gaming. Jesse is boisterous and loud. Jesse drives a giant Suv around the city to show off. Jesse only dates Instagram girls.

Jesse loves to hang out at his moms house and play video games.

by Jeffrey Dame April 16, 2020