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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
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Alice Jean

Generally a term popularised in the South of England, meaning a girl with large, succulent breasts and a rather large backside.
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Kennedi Jean Foster

Kennedi is a wonderful human being, and is someone that many people would love to become friends with. When you first meet her, she is pretty shy and doesn't seem interested in talking to you. However, after a while / if you start making conversations, she starts to open up and is a pretty chill and fun person to be around. Her laugh is very contagious and once you get her going, she can't stop. She is very Beautiful and has great fashion. She is a country girl but also loves the adrenaline of the city every once in a while. She loves the summer / getting tan, and her favorite place to be is equally the beach or Disney. Most importantly though, she is a Woman of God and always strives to become closer to Christ.
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Jean Syndrome

A psychological disorder found typically in young adults, whereby the sufferer is of a dilutional opinion that he or she works harder than any other human.
This syndrome usually manifests itself when the affected individual is employed for the first time in their life.
Dilutions may be controlled by rigorous reinforcements of reality by the sufferers' friends or family.
Craig was diagnosed with Jean Syndrome after starting his job as an internal auditor at his new firm.
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Jean

Jean is a boy Name
He is a very nice person who likes to be with good friends and has always a great time. He is a very kind guy, but can rarely be very mean. He is considered to be a helpful, kind, loving, happy, motivated and trustful person. He keeps agreements and can be fully trusted. In relationships with girls, he does everything to make his girlfriend happy and proud.
I‘ve met Jean, he is such a nice guy
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matti-jean

A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.
Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.
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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

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