creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

apple bottom jeans

Just look it up

"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"

by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.

by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021

Jean

Gift of God

Jean is a gift from God

by anonymous September 24, 2021

Jean-Not

Jean-Not is the type of guy that will try and get a girlfriend and be left unread from the first message. He also has ab extremely small penis and is probably homosexual

Jean-Not is trash

by Superdashbros September 26, 2019