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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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JAYDEN

The best boyfriend your ever have he is hot and you will need to take your jacket off in 50°F because how HOT HE IS
(Ava) I have s big crush on Jayden

(BFF) OH I'm telling him

(Ava) NO

(BFF) JAYDEN ALYSSA LIKED YOU

*Jayden walks over
*Ava passes out

(Jayden) are you ok

*Ava wakes up
(Ava) so hot

(Jayden) thanks you to
by Cancer♋ June 3, 2019
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jayden S

GORGEOUS LIKE OMGGGGGG. SHES SO AMAZING AND YOU CAN TALK TO HER ABOUT ANYTHING, I LOVE TALKING TO HER AND BUYING HER STUFF, HER BF IS SO LUCKY
"look at her"
"that's jayden santiago, she's the best"
by xoxoxoxoperson April 7, 2023
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jayden

A stubborn bitch who hates everyone and everything but also loves everyone and everything, she will smile back at u when you walk past her in the street, however she will secretly be thinking "what the hell are you wearing gurl". but this is mostly just because she is mentally ill.
"jayden is such a nice person"
"what no she isnt?!"
by sorangnl.lol September 2, 2022
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Jayden

Jayden is the type of guy you meet in the 7th grade and you end up having a HUGE crush on him he has big curly hair and listens to old school rap; he likes that one girl named Marleen but clearly, she doesn't like him back but there you are crazy about him while he barely even knows who you are. fuck off jayden
Jayden is so cool i want to be his friend

yeah hes amazing!
by la novia de gerardo November 24, 2021
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Jayden

The most amazing, caring, funny, smart and sincere person in the world.

Jayden is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. She treats you as her princess/prince and gives you her all.

Jayden is also incredibly sexy and handsome; her body, her face and her hair are extremely hot. She makes you feel so good and safe.

You can always trust Jayden, she doesn't let you down.
Person 1: my wifey is the best no Capp

Person 2: what’s her name?

Person 1: Jayden

Person 2: makes sense
by Jayden! April 13, 2019
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