Jacob the fish

A fish who is a fish who has a song yea this makes sense

Jacob the fish is awesome

by Jacob the fish obviously February 10, 2018

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Jacob Henderson

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock, and not treat women right. In bed he is usually a bottom and smells like a run down abandoned K Mart.

God that kid smells like a K mart, he must be a Jacob Henderson, look he sucks a lot of cock too.

by Fedora Boi February 5, 2020

Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

by Xylo April 21, 2020

Ms Jacobs

A mean old lady who refuses to give me a Klondike. Awarded the dum dum award for being the most dumb person ever. They also suck at soccer

Your such a Ms Jacobs

by Princess Tawni February 11, 2020

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020