Ian

Ian will be the funniest and coolest person you might ever meet in your life. If you're lucky, he will love you like you've never been loved before. He'll shower you with compliments and love every single day. He won't be shy to tell you how much you mean to him and you'll feel like the prettiest, smartest person in the world. He will make you feel like you're on top of the world, and if you give him anything he will treasure it for the rest of his life. He's the type of person to love you like the world is ending the next day. He's extremely athletic and has amazing humor. Ian has the ability to always make you laugh, and is the one person that you can always count on.

Ian is so cool!
I love Ian so much.
Ian means the world to me.

by crush soda March 27, 2023

Ian function

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."

I am a survivor of the Ian Function

by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024

Ian

Ian, easily one of my favorite people on the planet. He never fails to make me laugh and or smile. I can relate to him on almost everything. I really enjoy his company and look forward to the time we get to spend together. He is such a sweet and genuine guy. I sometimes am mean and rude to him but it's only because I like him and don't know how to confront my feelings. I remain optimistic for the foreseeable future.

Haley: Ian's such a cutie
Melissa: Yeah I know, almost tapped that

by ohitsyelah May 1, 2018

Ian Bitton

The actual general of the NBA 2k virtual event known as Gold Rush. He shuts the show down every time. He even helped that kid N3on secure a gold suit.

Yo Ian Bitton is the actual General.

by ParkCheeser September 11, 2020

Ian

A fucking retard who says the n word and throws a fit like a baby.

Hey, wanna hang out with Ian today? Ew no what the fuck is this hang out a KKK meeting?

by Th3Gam3r December 11, 2021

Ian tyrant

Ian the tyrant is a person who makes sure rules are followed but can’t follow them himself. He also makes sure that people will get treated unfairly by the rules while he doesn’t need to follow them. Ian is also the type of person to harass little kids at a playground. He’s the gayest one of the group and is most likely a discord mod. If you ever see a teenage boy named Ian run for your life and never join anything he asks you to join. As a leader he is irresponsible and incapable of having happy followers, or members. Please note that most Ian’s are gay and I mean 100% of them are

Why are you such an Ian tyrant. Treat me better

by Iangyatt December 28, 2023

Ian Pop

To shoot out a hard turd nugget with the force of a potato gun.

Fast moving projectile turd nugget.

If they don't let my pregnant wife use the restroom, I'm going to Ian Pop.

The thud and sound resonations from the Ian Pop hitting the restaurant window got everyone's attention.

by Inconceivable1 September 4, 2022