Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
by J-fisher December 14, 2010
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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014
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by Jimbob McHorseraddish February 21, 2015
Get the Human R2D2 mug.When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.
Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"
Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."
Steve: "Pussy"
Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."
Steve: "Pussy"
by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011
Get the Sledding Human Centipede mug.Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.
Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.
News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!
News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!
by a writing desk November 29, 2012
Get the Faith in Humanity mug.A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.
B) Someone weak-minded.
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.
B) Someone weak-minded.
by UltimateOne June 7, 2004
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