hipster cleavage

Seeing a hipster dude's balls through his skinny jeans, crazy tight pants, or borrowed pants from sister/girlfriend.

Dude, I totally can see his hipster cleavage in those pants. Time to invest in some sweatpants or something not found in the children's department.

by SD Dev December 20, 2016

Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.

Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”

by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019

pot hipster

Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"

Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.

Oh god what happened?

He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.

by motleychristo November 23, 2013

The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.

"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"

by MoonPye March 22, 2021

Hillbilly Hipster

People who follow and copy the trends of the numerous "white trash" reality shows. Typical Hillbilly Hipsters proudly wear Duck Dynasty shirts, pajama bottoms, Croc shoes, and Realtree Camo jackets.

Wal-Mart got a fresh delivery of Croc's today, and all the Hillbilly Hipsters were lining up to get the latest Camo printed ones!

by Dez4prez October 25, 2016

hipster fuccboi

Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.

John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.

by HipsterFuccboi February 13, 2017

Meme hipster

A person who is unimpressed by the new meme you sent as they liked it before it became cool.

Alex is such a meme hipster. Sent him an awesome new meme and he replied with "Had it before it was cool mate"

by Miscusername July 3, 2020