Beer Helmet

A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.

Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!

by TDGriot18 June 6, 2010

army helmet

when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick

"dude i fucked this girl in the ass and i got an army helmet"

by jakers1992 May 16, 2010

Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.

Squirrel Helmets

by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011

Blue Helmet

A person who talks as though they are in a position of authority. They will nitpick and rant about every little flaw with what you are doing while they watch from the sidelines, but offer no help in fixing any of those issues.

He wears his blue helmet like a king would wear a crown.

by Baconbomb01 March 6, 2022

Life Without a Helmet

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.

Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."

by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012

greek war helmet

Greek War Helmet is very much like the Roman War Helmet but the guy performing the helmet is getting pegged as well.

The threesome was going great until the Roman War Helmet turned into a Greek War Helmet.

by Wiskerbiscuit March 11, 2014

spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet

I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!

by c_lurch May 18, 2014