Sweet Home Alabama'd

When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).

She was planning on marrying Steve but couldn't because Pete had Sweet Home Alabama'd her.

by Etowntiger October 7, 2011

cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering

Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.

by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009

Minecraft; the way home

The best level of MM2 there is. Pure perfection contained into a single mario maker level.

Bro, I came just looking at the level design of Minecraft; the way home!

by KoolKat638 April 26, 2021

working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006

come home the kids miss you

a term you use when your down bad for someone especially if many people find them attractive, they all tend to say this

*sees someone attractive on my tiktok fyp*
me: come home the kids miss you
yasss

by iminlovewithmybestfriendlmao December 11, 2021

The Boys Come Marching Home

Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.

NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"

Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.

Enter Tony, stage left

Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?

Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.

Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.

Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?

Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.

Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.

Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!

Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.

Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.

After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.

The crowd bursts into cheers

Mordechai: LET'S PARTY

Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced

FIN

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009

go hard or go home

To go all out at what ever your doing at that time and if you don't you might as well pack it up and head home.

jim:r u ready to startvthe 2nd half of this scrimmage?
Sam: yea man, you better go hard or go home

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008