hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.

When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.

by Jay-See November 2, 2013

Hipster moke

Hitting a mod/vape while hitting a dry herb vaporizer with weed

Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco

What are you doing

I'm doing a hipster moke

by Yupyupyuuup September 14, 2016

hipster cleavage

Seeing a hipster dude's balls through his skinny jeans, crazy tight pants, or borrowed pants from sister/girlfriend.

Dude, I totally can see his hipster cleavage in those pants. Time to invest in some sweatpants or something not found in the children's department.

by SD Dev December 20, 2016

an irony of hipsters

A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.

The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.

by RhythmLife July 14, 2015

Emo Hipster

An emo who adapts characteristics and styles of a hipster.

Person 1 (Emo): Hey, what do you think about my new look?

Person 2: Dude, you look like an emo hipster!

by sirjacquin June 2, 2023

Hipster or Homeless

A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.

Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?

by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016

Hipster God

see Rollins, Henry

I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!

by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017