glass vapors

Dat toxic Ether! Bad juju, nigga!

You don't want to forget to wash out your new glass or you will smoke those residual glass vapors.

by Okesp October 5, 2018

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

Glass vase

A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.

Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.

by Auroean December 17, 2018

Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter

Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.

by personoftheworld February 8, 2019

Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.

Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme

by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019

glasses

glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.

short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)

example 1

Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?

example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—

example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA

by myster.io July 23, 2019

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019