Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.

Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!

by MD452 April 20, 2014

golden elevator

A collection of sexually inadequate middle age and rich men. All very happy to be huddled together in a small opulent room.

Saw Trump and Farage enjoying a Golden Elevator today.

by Mad Dog Biscuit January 7, 2017

Golden Don

The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.

Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.

by Elkminster January 26, 2017

Golden milk

The mix of semen and urine when you first pee after sex

Once my post sex boner goes down, I gotta take a leak and make some golden milk

by Cartier2017 October 29, 2017

Golden rule

When you see a Eugene reach in his backpack itscha time to run

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack I follow the golden rule

by Mr poopybutthole November 29, 2017

Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

the golden triangle

its a sexual position including 3 participants male or female in witch each participant lays on its side and performs oral sex on eachother all at the same time

hey man i finally done the golden triangle!

by abiggerblackerdick February 10, 2018